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In the line-up at the store, I overheard the checker ask the lady in front of me if she had an air miles card. "Oh, yes," she said. "I have enough air miles to get to Dallas, where my son lives."
"That's wonderful," said the cashier.
"My son doesn't think so," the lady replied. "I don't have enough to get back."