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Last summer, my husband, took me camping for the first time.
At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day
we got lost hiking in the deep woods. He tried the usual tactics to
determine direction -- moss on the trees (there was none), direction
of the sun (it was an overcast day), etc., etc.
Just as I was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the
distance. He pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned
and led us right back to our camp. "That was terrific," I said. "How did
you do it?" "Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country all the
TV satellite dishes point south."