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D

- 09/05/1997 - Dad's Words of Wisdom
- 11/17/2000 - Dangerous Criminal
- 05/16/2008 - Dangerous Dog?
- 02/12/1999 - Dangerous Nursery Rhyme
- 11/20/1998 - Dangers of Bread
- 09/26/1997 - Dangers of Technology
- 04/28/2006 - Dangling Participles
- 02/28/1997 - Darwin Awards - 1
- 04/18/1997 - Darwin Awards - 2
- 04/18/1997 - Darwin Awards - 3
- 10/17/2003 - Dating Again
- 06/06/2008 - Dating Dinosaur Bones
- 02/05/1999 - Dating My Daughter
- 09/06/2002 - Dating Service
- 04/20/2007 - A Day at the Races
- 06/18/1999 - A Day in Court 1
- 06/25/1999 - A Day in Court 2
- 06/08/2001 - DC Cabs
- 03/23/2001 - Dead Artists
- 07/31/1998 - A Dead Horse
- 12/05/1997 - Dead Men Read No Mail
- 01/23/2004 - Dean's List
- 05/12/2006 - Dear Abby (Mother of the Bride)
- 03/09/2007 - Dear Bank Manager
- 07/11/1997 - Dear Mr. Jefferson
- 10/30/1998 - Dear Pastor .....
- 04/14/2000 - Death Bed
- 04/04/1997 - Deep Thoughts by Kids
- 11/09/2001 - A Deep Voice
- 07/06/2007 - Deer Crossing
- 02/02/2007 - The Defendant
- 06/17/2005 - Defense Contractor
- 01/17/2003 - Defensive Driving Course
- 11/02/2001 - Deflated Ego
- 06/16/2006 - Delivery Suspicions
- 05/17/2002 - Demanding Customer
- 12/17/1996 - Dental Work
- 01/20/2006 - Dentist Bill
- 09/15/2000 - Dentist and Patient
- 04/13/2007 - Department Baseball
- 08/11/2006 - Department of Lowered Expectations
- 09/22/2006 - Dependents
- 03/28/2008 - Diagnosis 1
- 10/22/1999 - Diagnosis, 2
- 01/07/1997 - Diapers
- 02/25/2005 - The Diary
- 01/29/1999 - Diary of a Snow Shoveler
- 01/15/1999 - Dictionary of Project Terms
- 01/25/2008 - Did I Say That?
- 10/05/2001 - Diet Buddies
- 11/28/1997 - Dietary Information
- 02/09/2001 - The Dietician
- 08/29/1997 - Diets and Donuts
- 12/23/2005 - A Dieter's Christmas
- 02/08/1997 - Dieter's Psalm
- 11/27/1998 - The Diet - What It Says / What You Really Do
- 11/16/2007 - Diet Workshop
- 04/24/1998 - Difference Between Dogs and Cats
- 11/09/2001 - Different View
- 05/16/2008 - Difficult Question
- 06/11/1999 - Digging For Worms
- 07/25/1997 - Dilbert's Laws of Work
- 10/19/2001 - Dining Manners
- 02/16/2001 - Dining Out 1
- 10/24/2003 - Dining Out 2
- 11/17/2006 - Dining Problem
- 08/29/2003 - Dinner Reservations
- 10/10/1997 - Directions - 1
- 09/09/2005 - Directions - 2
- 03/18/2005 - Directory Assistance
- 05/27/2005 - Dirty Magazines
- 11/07/2003 - Disaster!
- 11/19/1999 - Discouraged?
- 09/01/1996 - Diskette Usage and Care
- 11/04/2005 - Division of Labor
- 07/30/2004 - Divorce?
- 10/24/1997 - Divorce Story
- 11/19/2004 - Divy It Up!
- 06/09/2000 - DIY Virus
- 04/08/2005 - Doctor's Advice
- 02/08/2002 - Doctor Appointment
- 09/22/2000 - Doctor's Fee
- 05/04/2007 - Doctor's Order 1
- 05/11/2007 - Doctor's Order 2
- 01/19/2007 - Doctors: What They Say / What They Mean
- 10/31/2003 - Doctor! Doctor!
- 06/30/2006 - Doctor Interview
- 05/11/2001 - Doctor Strike
- 11/19/1999 - Doctor Visit
- 02/16/2001 - Does It Bother You .....
- 04/07/2006 - Does That Hurt?
- 07/11/2008 - Dog Calls
- 03/14/2003 - Dog Care
- 06/26/1998 - Dog and Cat Characteristics
- 04/23/1999 - Dog Haiku
- 06/25/2004 - Dog License
- 07/10/1998 - Dog Thoughts
- 05/07/2004 - Dog Tricks
- 07/03/1998 - Doggy Dictionary
- 01/02/1998 - Dogs and Computers
- 08/14/1998 - Dogs and Light Bulbs
- 08/07/1998 - A Dog's Duty
- 11/17/2000 - Dog Weather Forecaster
- 08/10/2001 - Doilies
- 07/05/2002 - Doing Homework
- 08/30/2002 - Doing the Wash
- 01/18/2002 - Do It Yourself
- 11/15/1996 - Do-It-Yourself Country & Western Song
- 04/27/2007 - Do You Realize.....
- 04/07/2006 - Do You Have.....?
- 10/21/2005 - Do Not Touch!
- 02/15/2002 - Don't Blame the Doc, Doc
- 11/08/2002 - Don't Have Any
- 03/24/2006 - Don't Ignore the Kids
- 09/09/2005 - Don't Look Behind You
- 02/25/2000 - Don't Pay For Me
- 04/01/2005 - Don't Smoke
- 08/06/2004 - Don't Worry.....
- 03/05/1999 - The Dopeler Effect
- 03/26/1999 - The Dopeler Effect (More)
- 01/23/1998 - Double Negatives
- 11/14/2003 - Doughboy Dies
- 02/14/2003 - Dreams
- 04/04/2008 - Dressed Alike
- 06/12/1998 - Drinking Problem
- 11/14/1997 - Driver's Permit
- 01/16/2004 - Driver Training
- 08/17/1996 - The Driving Quiz
- 11/02/1996 - Driving Tests
- 06/04/1999 - Driving Too Young
- 09/02/1996 - Driving in Seattle: A Visitor's Guide
- 11/23/2007 - Drum Problem
- 10/09/1998 - Drums
- 09/04/1996 - The Duck
- 05/31/2002 - Dude Ranch
- 10/20/2000 - The Duel - 1
- 10/05/2001 - The Duel - 2
- 08/22/1997 - Dying on the Job
- 07/24/1998 - The Dying Man
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- 07/14/2000 - Ears to You!
- 05/21/1999 - Earth Day
- 06/21/2002 - Earth Science Class
- 04/30/1999 - Earthquake Victim
- 07/01/2005 - Easy Eggs
- 06/03/2005 - Easy Operation?
- 05/29/1998 - Easy Rider
- 02/05/1999 - Eastern United States
- 01/20/2006 - Economics Exam
- 10/20/2000 - Educational Jargon
- 09/03/1999 - The Efficiency Expert
- 07/28/2006 - Eggplants
- 06/23/2000 - 8th Grade Final Exam 1895
- 06/27/2008 - Einstein
- 10/08/1999 - Elderly Drivers
- 01/16/1998 - Electricity
- 01/27/1996 - Electrons
- 01/14/2000 - Elementary School Teacher Quiz
- 08/29/2003 - Elephant Cage
- 01/10/1997 - Elephant and Turtle
- 04/30/1999 - Enlistment Questions
- 02/12/1999 - Email Facts of Life
- 09/03/1996 - Email Virus Alert!
- 02/13/1998 - Emergency Landing - 1
- 03/21/2003 - Emergency Landing - 2
- 07/09/2004 - Emergency Room
- 09/17/1999 - The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition
- 02/12/1999 - Employee of the Month
- 06/15/2001 - Employment Application
- 12/19/1997 - Employment Form
- 10/05/2007 - Employment History
- 02/01/2008 - Employment Search
- 07/27/2001 - Employment Test
- 09/01/1996 - Employer-Lingo
- 07/09/1999 - Empty Nest Syndrome
- 02/21/2003 - Encyclopedia
- 04/04/2008 - The End is Near
- 01/26/2007 - The End of the Ham
- 02/23/2007 - Engineering Talk
- 01/16/1998 - Engineers and Managers
- 01/23/2004 - English Essay
- 12/10/1999 - English Lesson
- 11/24/2000 - The English Teacher
- 06/11/1997 - English is Tough Stuff
- 08/28/1998 - English as a Second Language
- 11/28/1997 - English Signs
- 05/25/2001 - English - The Universal language
- 10/21/2005 - Enough is Enough
- 06/19/1998 - Environmental Quality
- 06/27/2003 - Environmentalist?
- 01/05/2007 - Epitaph Adjustment
- 10/10/1997 - Erma's Response (to Martha's Letter)
- 04/04/1997 - Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support
- 06/16/2006 - Eternally Grateful
- 11/14/1997 - Ethical Behavior for Patients
- 12/06/2002 - The Eulogy
- 02/08/1997 - Evaluation Comment Dictionary
- 12/15/2006 - Evangelical Request
- 01/15/1999 - Eve and Adam
- 12/11/1998 - The Evolution of Mom
- 04/06/2007 - Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From My Dog
- 10/27/2000 - Everything is Wonderful
- 10/16/1998 - They're Everywhere!
- 08/18/2006 - Exasperation
- 02/15/2008 - Excellent Grades
- 12/14/2001 - Excess Weight
- 01/13/2006 - Excuses, Excuses
- 07/29/1996 - Excuses For Missing Work
- 10/07/2005 - Executive Approval
- 01/03/1997 - Exercise 1
- 03/24/2000 - Exercise 2 **
- 04/16/1999 - Exiting the Bus
- 12/06/2002 - Expensive Doctors
- 10/17/2003 - Expensive Hotel
- 09/01/2000 - Expert on Children
- 09/17/1999 - The Expert Witness
- 05/11/2001 - The Explanation
- 11/05/2004 - Express Checkout
- 05/28/1999 - Expressions Using Numbers
- 4/11/2008 - An Extra Wife
- 07/10/1998 - Eye-Eye Cap'n
- 01/09/2004 - Eye Doctor
- 01/07/2005 - Eye Exam
- 02/09/2001 - Eyewitness!
- 03/08/2002 - Eye of the Beholder
- 02/28/2003 - Eye Surgery
- 09/07/2007 - Eyes Gone
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F

- 11/14/2003 - Fact of Life
- 07/23/2004 - Factory Supplies
- 12/14/2007 - Failing Eyesight
- 01/26/2001 - Fainting
- 07/21/2000 - Fair Compensation
- 11/15/2002 - Fair Play
- 03/30/2007 - Fairest Tax?
- 03/09/2007 - Fairway Drive
- 06/21/2002 - Fairy Godmother
- 03/16/2007 - Fairy Tales
- 05/30/2003 - Fallacies - Setting Them Straight
- 05/18/2007 - Fall Out!
- 04/16/2004 - Falling Fossils
- 05/18/2007 - Family Encouragement
- 06/26/1998 - Family History
- 04/07/2000 - Family Quarrel
- 08/27/1999 - Family Skeletons
- 04/18/2008 - Family Vacation
- 08/13/2004 - Fans of the 60's
- 09/16/2005 - Farewell Song
- 06/11/1997 - Farm Horse
- 10/17/1997 - Farmer Joe
- 03/14/1997 - Farmer Muldoon's Dog
- 04/09/2004 - Fashion
- 02/20/2004 - Fashion Sense
- 02/21/1997 - Fast Computer!
- 01/05/2007 - Fast Driver
- 02/02/2001 - Fast-Food
- 11/05/2004 - Fasten Seat Belts
- 08/11/2000 - Faster Than a Speeding Chicken (First posted at GCF in 1996 but now has an additional slant.)
- 05/18/2007 - Faster Than A Speeding Nun
- 02/25/2000 - Fastidious Housekeeper?
- 07/14/1999 - Father of the Internet?
- 05/02/2003 - Father's Approval
- 05/16/2003 - Favorite Candy
- 12/05/2003 - Favorite Drink
- 07/29/1996 - FBI Agents
- 03/23/2001 - Fearing the Worst
- 09/13/2002 - Feeding the Baby 1
- 12/20/2002 - Feeding the Baby 2
- 12/30/2005 - Feeding Shamu
- 02/08/2008 - Feeding Time
- 03/17/2000 - Feeling Old (1)
- 03/17/2000 - Feeling Old (2)
- 10/11/2002 - Feeling Old? (3)
- 10/26/2007 - Feeling Old (4)
- 02/22/2008 - Feeling Old? (5)
- 03/07/2008 - Feeling Old (6)
- 04/02/2004 - Feisty!
- 10/31/1997 - Felix the Flying Frog
- 04/12/2002 - Fer Sure
- 12/08/2006 - Fiddle or Violin?
- 02/27/2004 - Fidgety
- 06/23/2006 - 50th Wedding Anniversary 1
- 10/13/2006 - 50th Wedding Anniversary 2
- 08/02/1996 - Final Exam, 1
- 10/22/1999 - Final Exam, 2
- 02/23/2001 - Finding a Husband
- 12/13/2002 - Finding Her Place
- 05/26/2006 - Finest Equipment
- 04/20/2001 - Finish What Your Start
- 08/29/1997 - Fire Department
- 02/02/2001 - Fire Safety Training
- 08/22/2003 - Fire Sale
- 10/28/2005 - Fire Test
- 08/25/2000 - Fireflies
- 12/20/1996 - Firemen
- 07/25/1997 - First Aid 1
- 01/28/2000 - First Aid 2
- 09/06/2002 - First Aid 3
- 06/29/2007 - First Aid 4
- 09/28/2007 - First Aid 5
- 06/29/2007 - First Day of Psychiatry Class
- 06/24/2005 - First Apartment
- 12/01/2006 - First Day at the Spa
- 09/18/1998 - First Day of School
- 03/23/2001 - First Day of School (a true story)
- 02/06/1998 - First Grade Funnies
- 08/29/2003 - First Haircut
- 05/23/2008 - First Kiss
- 07/08/2005 - First Man
- 08/04/1996 - First Meeting
- 03/06/1998 - The First Parent (by Bill Cosby)
- 04/28/2000 - First Pregnancy
- 04/07/2006 - First Prize
- 08/10/2007 - First Salute
- 04/06/2001 - First Sunburn
- 07/22/2005 - First Time in Church
- 03/16/2001 - First Week at School
- 06/03/2005 - Fish Heads
- 08/18/2000 - A Fish Tale 1
- 09/11/1998 - A Fish Tale 2
- 04/23/2004 - Fisherman
- 08/18/2000 - Fisherman's Tale
- 04/26/2002 - Fishing Bait
- 06/28/2002 - Fishing Interlude
- 10/10/1997 - Fishintalk
- 06/19/1998 - Fishing Terms
- 08/22/1997 - Fishing Trip 1
- 10/16/1998 - Fishing Trip 2 (pun)
- 07/13/2001 - Fitness Program
- 03/07/2003 - Five Minutes
- 02/03/2006 - Five Myths About Lawyers
- 06/16/2000 - Flag Day (serious, not humor)
- 02/14/1997 - Flirting
- 07/18/2003 - Flight Delay
- 08/04/2006 - Flight Home
- 01/09/2004 - Flight Safety
- 04/02/2004 - Flight School
- 06/06/2003 - Flight Training Class
- 08/06/2004 - Float?
- 10/02/1998 - Flooding
- 10/29/2004 - Football Sleep
- 06/02/2000 - Florida Minister
- 10/03/1997 - The Florist
- 11/09/1996 - Flowers
- 08/09/2002 - Fly Right!
- 06/06/2003 - Flying Home
- 11/02/2001 - Flying in Alaska
- 04/07/2000 - Flying is Like Driving
- 04/04/2003 - Following
- 05/09/2008 - Food Chain
- 05/08/1998 - Food Comments
- 02/09/2007 - Food, Family, and Philosophy
- 12/14/2001 - Football Coach
- 03/25/2005 - Football Confession
- 09/15/2000 - Football Official
- 12/29/2006 - Football Signals
- 07/20/2001 - Foot-and-Mouth Virus
- 06/20/2008 - Foot Snuggle
- 05/07/2004 - Forced Landing
- 06/11/2004 - Fore!
- 01/30/2004 - Foreign Object
- 04/11/1997 - Forest Ranger
- 06/23/2006 - Forgetful
- 01/19/2001 - Forgetful George
- 07/06/2007 - Forgive and Forget
- 06/27/2008 - Forgiveness
- 04/14/2000 - Form 1040?
- 05/02/2008 - Former Co-worker?
- 04/02/1999 - For Sale By Owner
- 10/31/2003 - For Sale (Mabe)
- 07/11/2003 - For the Record
- 07/05/2002 - For Whom the Bell Tolls
- 10/21/1996 - Fortune Cookie
- 01/07/2000 - Forward This to Everyone You Know! Warning! Extreme Satire!
- 12/08/2006 - The "Forwarder's" 12-Step Program
- 08/18/2006 - Four-Letter Surgery
- 07/16/2004 - Four Stages of Life
- 09/07/1996 - Fractured Science
- 08/07/1998 - Frankfurt Airport
- 03/17/2000 - Freckles
- 03/07/1997 - Free Money!
- 05/01/1998 - Free Ride?
- 10/03/2003 - Free Will
- 03/28/2003 - Free Zucchini
- 08/31/2007 - French Dreams
- 04/11/1997 - Friars
- 11/16/2001 - Friendly Argument
- 02/23/2007 - The Friendly Skies
- 07/11/2008 - From British Newspapers
- 05/20/2005 - From the Classroom 1
- 06/17/2005 - From the Classroom 2
- 12/31/2004 - From the Mouth of a 6-Year-Old
- 11/23/2007 - Frozen Turkeys
- 12/27/2002 - Fruitcake Recipe #1
- 12/27/2002 - Fruitcake Recipe #2 **
- 08/12/2005 - Fruit Stand
- 03/07/1997 - The Funeral 1
- 01/09/1998 - The Funeral 2
- 10/24/2003 - The Funeral 3
- 09/15/2006 - Funeral Procession
- 10/05/2007 - Funeral Weather
- 09/12/1996 - Funny Money
- 03/01/2002 - The Fur Coat
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