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John had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking
it was the stupidest thing he'd ever done in his life. Who would ever
have believed that seasickness could be this awful? With every pitch
and roll, John wondered how he was going to survive the remaining
two hours of the trip.
One of the deckhands came up to him and said, "Don't worry, young fella.
Nobody ever died of seasickness."
"You've just taken away my last hope for relief," John said.